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Louisiana Lunch Lady Busted Selling Edibles To Kids

A 45-year-old lunch lady was arrested in Louisiana for allegedly selling weed edibles to high school kids.

On January 20, the Tangipahoa Parish Sheriff’s Office released a statement on Facebook detailing the incident with the substitute cafeteria woman, Tymetrica Cohn.

The post read, “Earlier this week, the Tangipahoa Parish Sheriff’s Office received an anonymous tip that a student purchased “edible marijuana” from a school employee. TPSO Narcotics agents began investigating the complaint and soon identified Cohn as the suspect.”

It continued, “While Cohn was not an employee of the Tangipahoa Parish School System, she was working as a substitute cafeteria worker at Sumner High School at the time of her arrest. According to Superintendent Melissa Stilley, Cohn was employed by ESS, a staffing service used to place substitute employees in schools.”

The post detailed Cohn’s arrest and charge details stating, “Cohn was arrested and charged with:

(1) count – Possession/Distribution of CDS I
(1) count – Distribution of a CDS in a Drug-Free Zone.”
Police Chief Jimmy Travis Travis said, “The safety and well-being of our students are paramount. We encourage using the 33 app to report anything they feel threatens their ability to learn in a safe environment.”

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Reactions to the story range from concerned and outraged parents in the Louisiana school district to jokes.
One user commented on the sheriff’s office post, “I couldn’t even get an extra milk from my lunch lady.”
Another person wrote, “On the rea,l this no joking matter edibles are no joking matter. l am no smoker or drinker a friend had some, and I tried them I had a bad experience with the brownie, and I knew, but still a person not know could hurt themselves, or others.No one children should be able to purchase or access any type of drugs. She should stick to serving sloppy joe, not popping brownie.”
Another user wrote, “It’s an additional charge for drug-free environment.”
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