One woman’s tweet about a provocative and apparently essential detail of a popular candy bar being omitted from the sweet treat came to a head on social media. The candy bar brand caught wind of the scandal.
On April 17, Twitter user @BarefootTasha_ posted a photo of a smooth chocolate Snickers and posed the question, “WHO TOOK THE D*CK VEIN OUT OF SNICKERS!!”
WHO TOOK THE DICK VEIN OUT OF SNICKERS!! pic.twitter.com/17Knbk9aXN
— Tasha Mack ? (@BarefootTasha_) April 20, 2022
Her blatantly suggestive tweet accused Mars Inc., the creator of Snicker, of “deveining” one of America’s best-selling candy bars. The running joke is that it looks like a phallus with veins.
Snickers’ official Twitter account heard about the scandalous tweet and reassured Tasha that the “vein remains.”
Good news, contrary to what’s trending on Twitter… THE VEINS REMAIN! pic.twitter.com/pzfkoYqvyD
— SNICKERS (@SNICKERS) April 19, 2022
Twitter users went up for the risqué response and countered in kind with their own appreciation of the sweet, veiny log of chocolate.
crying because someone at snickers said “we gotta clear up these no dick vein allegations RIGHT NOW” https://t.co/dlYRGry9fn
— dash • they/them (@thedigitaldash_) April 20, 2022
Ahhhh yes… the vein? pic.twitter.com/AMYyPzMI0E
— Second Death (@seconddeath229) April 19, 2022
One Twitter user went straight for Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’ nuts over his asinine stance on critical race theory being taught in schools. He signed the anti-CRT legislation banning it from Florida curricula on Friday.
#DeSantisDestroysFlorida DeSantis crying over white Snickers dick veins not being as thick and beautiful like the chocolate Snickers dick veins, will probably pass a law saying Snickers can’t be eaten at schools because white kids will feel ashamed. pic.twitter.com/4KNpcyVtc0
— DJ EUROBEAT ©™ (@dj_eurobeat) April 20, 2022
Then, the moment culminated in a titillating climax when the official accounts for Twix and Grindr entered the chat.
Regarding the veins on Snickers bars.
This is the content I signed up for pic.twitter.com/CFNBCazzmw— BlackAtheist (@MrS31fDestruct) April 21, 2022
Thankfully, Veingate stopped as soon as it started, and now we can continue enjoying…
A masterpiece. pic.twitter.com/eoTXbJSeNO
— SNICKERS (@SNICKERS) April 14, 2022
Happy Friday!
